decemberbaby (db): K, I hear you’ve been fighting with Bobby during school…
K: Yes, we decided it would be fun to fight. It sounded like a good idea.
db: … and your teacher said that today you poured your glass of water on him instead of drinking it like you were supposed to…
K: I poured my water all over him!
db: yes, well, how do you think he felt? Did he look happy or sad about it?
K: I didn’t really notice that.
footnote: Both my mother and I have been known to pour water on men we love when frustrated. K has never heard these stories. Could it be genetic?